{"product_id":"hell-is-a-teenage-girl-bubble-bath-cherry-bakewell","title":"Hell is a Teenage Girl Bubble Bath - Cherry Bakewell","description":"\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eHell is a Teenage Girl\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\"I'm\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e having the best day since, like, Jesus invented the calendar\" - Jennifer's Body (2009) \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eThis demonic bubble bath smells like sandbox friends are forever, like murder weapons from home depot, like your best friend's new boy-blood diet makes her look like a\u003cspan data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003cem data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eGod, \u003c\/em\u003elike that best friend just ate your boyfriend...so you stabbed her in the tit. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003eCombining sweet vanilla, tangy cherry, and creamy almond, this melt is one for those BFFs forever. Until one of you becomes a boy-eating demon, that is.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003eDirections:\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eWhether you're a final girl escaping the clutches of a crazed madman, or a misunderstood, masked being exhausted after a night or terrorising the local town, you need a little relaxation in your life.\u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003eDrop a capful of this horrifyingly good bubble bath into hot water; let the bubbles build and the stress decline. You've earned this!\u003cbr\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eAvoid contact with eyes. If skin irritation occurs, discontinue use. Do not use on broken or irritated skin.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none white-space-prewrap\"\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-mce-fragment=\"1\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"text-decoration: underline;\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eIngredients: \u003cbr\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"OYPEnA text-decoration-none text-strikethrough-none\"\u003eAqua, Sodium Laureth Sulfate, Glycerin, Sodium Chloride, Cocamidopropyl Betaine, Polyquaternium-7, Phenoxyethanol, Sodium Benzoate, C12-C18 Fatty Acid, Citric Acid, Tetrasodium Glutamate Diacetate, Parfum, Limonene, \u003c\/span\u003eCI 45100.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"The Spooktique","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":57737881518412,"sku":"sku-42457357549752","price":9.99,"currency_code":"GBP","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/1014\/0873\/5564\/files\/HELL_IS_A_TEENAGE_GIRL_-_CHERRY_BAKEWELL_-_JENNIFERS_BODY.png?v=1780885979","url":"https:\/\/youronestopretailshop.myshopify.com\/products\/hell-is-a-teenage-girl-bubble-bath-cherry-bakewell","provider":"Your One Stop Retail Shop ","version":"1.0","type":"link"}